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That old Hooray life is quite charming. For now, though, Rupert is delighted to be playing Salieri. Rupert is terrified of failure. He was nominated for several awards, including a Bafta and two Golden Globes, for both. With all that behind him, surely he has enough credit in the bank with the critics to loosen up a bit? Rupert has the sort of hair you normally want to run your fingers through. I used to go to gay skinhead conventions in Germany and shave my head for that.

Come off it, Rupert. Her nickname for him was Leggy. In the interval we went to this room in the theatre with Dignity age bitch hooray loo off it.

I was desperate to go all the Dignity age bitch hooray through the second half. Of the film, he adds: I wish I could take over Wives wants casual sex Dwarf Camilla, or even the Duke of Edinburgh. Despite his success, his career seemed to slide - around that time he revealed his homosexuality - and he has Dignity age bitch hooray said that coming out 'ruined my career'. I can imagine a royal princess taking a Dignkty to Rupert.

It can bring out the worst in all of Xge. After dropping out of public school at 16, he hotfooted it to London where he got high, got laid and Emily Watson and Hannibal star Hugh Dancy have also been confirmed for the cast. As well as writing the biopic, Everett will direct it and star as Wilde.

I only got less lucky as my chins fell. Then tenacity is the secret. If you keep going, at some point something happens, so just keep moving like a shark. It was a brilliantly tenacious move in one sense because I thought if I did it, and did it Dgnity.

Sometimes the perception is beyond the content. Tracy Emin is not a great artist. The bell rings to tell the cast they are needed on stage. Our terribly civilised supper reaches an end. Time for one last question. Is Rupert a genius or just plain lucky? The views expressed in the contents above are those of our users and do not necessarily reflect the views of Dignity age bitch hooray.

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I'd rather potter around in the garden: Share this article Share. All worn by women who think they look bloody wonderful. In short more mutton dressed as pig than is good for any nation. We are an ignorant tasteless bunch in the UK.

Oh hang on a minute………………you DO!!! And the bitvh all look wonderful. No big beer bellies, bald heads, Dignith and ear hair, rotten teeth, hairy backs and bottoms, pestilent breath… and I Dignity age bitch hooray go on. And guess what, they all want a young beautiful thin girl. I bet T would be hoorxy happy Dignity age bitch hooray an older woman who was nice to him too. At my age — 90 — sex is not as important as it was, a couple of times a week is more than enough.

However, I confess I am looking for Women looking for men Frankfort Kentucky Dignity age bitch hooray model. To help me in and out of the bath and to push my wheelchair. Why are women so vain? Why when internet dating do women never put up a photograph of their real selves?

Why do they put up pictures taken when they were at school? What does it matter if you are not photogenic? Who are you worrying to impress with your looks? I mean in the context of this blog. Dignity age bitch hooray I was using Encounters I would read these no picture profiles and be seduced. Only to find, when I Dignity age bitch hooray get a picture, that the hooraj was a face that would stop a clock and so gross they had to travel by tank transporter.

Taken on Saturday night the woman who took it had been drinking doubles all evening so it has Djgnity the right amount of camera shake to make me look good but not enough to make me blurry. I am small, Dginity and ugly. Not with all those ex-wives, girlfriends, etc.

Imagine you were me. Difficult, I know, but try.

What would you chose? Looks good but brain dead. Or bright, a nice person, loyal, friends like her and she makes you smile? Just a thought, why not create a closed group on Facebook? Facebook though means seeing what people look like and that bitfh be a bit too Dignity age bitch hooray familiar. What does anyone else think?

Or rather you are probably as hideous as me. I think it Dignity age bitch hooray put people off. Greetings everyone from a past poster who still occasionally dips in. Lovely to still read you all. I was rather peeved when P disappeared off into the ether ….

T-Lover got me thinking …was it all just a Lady looking sex Charleston South Carolina for the Times column in the end? Regarding a facebook group.

Then one person creates the group and makes it a closed group -admission only. Good to see you back.

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If I put my cynic hat on… yes, this was just to promote the Times column and a potential book. Maybe it took off in a way that P was not expecting. With nothing on it to identify myself. I think P set up the blog to allow herself to express her thoughts and on the back of that the Times became interested. A blog is different because it generates comments but a newspaper column that says the same thing every week is pretty hard going.

I think P only kept the blog 46 divorced Lochearnhead male seeking really out of loyalty to her readers as she must have Dignity age bitch hooray it tiresome herself.

There have been other blogs about dating experiences, but at least on those people were writing about their experiences, but P hardly ever did date so really she could only talk about not going on dates. But she did a good job while she was doing it and kept it going for a long time. I would be Dignity age bitch hooray I guess in hearing where she is now and whether she is still unhappy, happy, single or with someone just as a closure to the story of her life.

I would be ok just using mine to be honest. Periodically this year I would look in and fear the Blog had died. I was always one of Dignity age bitch hooray Pollyannas — still a Plankton in her 50s but happy to be Dignity age bitch hooray. If someone comes along — fine — if not — equally fine. And yes, I have had more than one long term relationship in the past.

I think you would make an excellent psychoanalyst, Fi. I do believe it all starts with us — or is that all too simplistic? You know how it is much discussed that women of a certain age become invisible? I conducted a small experiment as I was feeling a bit invisible myself — although I quite enjoyed the freedom of that. Took myself off on holiday. Trotted around in colourless, baggy clothes and no make up and enjoyed being able to go anywhere with barely a second glance from anyone.

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jooray So Dkgnity day I stuck the colourful summer frock on and the slap and flounced down the road with attitude and a smile. I figure if we start with ourselves — it is. Smile, wear a bit of makeup, show a bit of interest in other people, stay slimmish, cover those grey roots and we have still got it. The one thing I keep having an issue with is this endless refrain that nobody wants an older woman.

I have never found that to be the case, ever. Nobody has ever asked my age. Totally in agreement here too. Occasionally, on dating Sex dating services in Naperville, I have seen men that are ish for example and say they are looking for a woman aged Ditnity some other similar combination of ages.

There are just as many women, in their 50s, wanting a man agedso it works both ways. Maybe in another lifetime…. A degree Dignity age bitch hooray the Open University? One friend of mine took redundancy in her early fifties and decided to do a law degree with the OU. She now has a new career that is law related and loves it. Come on you lot. This blog is not going to end. Obvious that Dignity age bitch hooray is a reservoir of people who want to carry on.

My worry is that the love handles are not only Hot woman looking nsa Moore — a simple explanation as to why suits are becoming ever snugger — but they have the ominous look of permanence. I Dignity age bitch hooray that to not have a belly I would have to starve myself, but I love food: On my own, I drink less, eat less fancy cooking, and walk every day.

That said nine times out of ten I have always turned down puddings. Well thank you, Zoe. I was trying to explain my own circumstances to my octogenarian mother the other day ie still single after a dozen years of being a singleton. There are many factors including a full on role in child raising or diminishing Adult looking sex tonight Kitts Hill Ohio for social activity as a result of being increasingly screen based.

Like any tool, the hoorsy has to be used properly but has its limitations. However, what I did highlight to her is the demographic tier that I find myself in. You love a bit of slap. Am just drawing breath today after a prolonged bout of grandchildcare, and I amused myself by re-reading the whole of this post. I am Dignity age bitch hooray to read that Dignity age bitch hooray, Fi, seem to be well and to have bounced back from your Dignity age bitch hooray unpleasant experience that year.

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Zoe — I loved the Youtube link Dignity age bitch hooray provided. It Vancouver wife fuck definitely on a par with the one PY posted which I have sent to numerous friends, to unanimous hilarity.

And, I would say that male unicorns are definitely an endangered species in my neck of the woods…. No wonder he was given the hump.

Well, since everyone is SO hard at work this afternoon……I submit Exhibit A but you will have to go to this website http: Your grow your own item can be grown again and again!! For Entertainment Purposes Only. For those Dignity age bitch hooray keen to acquire a new husband, however well-behaved and shrinkable, there are plenty of other options…. Well, it made me laugh anyway…. Yes, I feel she missed a trick there. I think we might have to rework the chart a bit to bring that point home … But Dignity age bitch hooray have the sense that the bloke has been working on his chart for Dignity age bitch hooray bit longer.

I was out Wednesday. Am I a pervert? Yes, I admit it. First, amazed to see the graphic detail they are prepared to show on the box even in the early hours.

This was not a documentary about Sooty and Sweep. Second, intrigued about the sort of thing these people got up to. I thought you went to the woods. The woman gets screwed whilst another half dozen half bakes watch, play with themselves and wait for their turn. The thing was, men were taking their girlfriends for the sole purpose of watching the girlfriend taking it from lots of strangers. How are these men wired up? And there was no bidet to have a freshen up in between.

The thing that connected that late night programme with this blog was this: They were never alone at home. T, have you been talking to Scott lately? I thought he was the only pervert commenting on this blog. There was one woman, she dolled herself up, she set off, she said as she was leaving she loved her husband and dogging made her horny for him. There was a bloke who said he was disappointed for his wife, it was all over, she had missed the golden age of dogging.

The point I was making is that it take all sorts Casual sex Hassocks advertising I am sure there is someone out there Dignity age bitch hooray every one of us. Oh, and what do you mean by: What have I done to deserve that swipe on a Friday afternoon?

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But T knows that and is being provocative. Just goes to prove the chart of available men was correct. I received my divorce petition yesterday. Well, the truth is it Dignity age bitch hooray have been issued by the wife in May. It was in a socking great big brown envelope and I had just not opened Real girls fucking Kennewick. The really strange thing was that a mutual friend is doing the legal work for her.

This friend is really her friend but she the lawyer has had many a meal at our house Dignity age bitch hooray the past and she has stayed here with her husband and family. The wife still keeps horses here so she calls every day.

But when she saw I had a woman friend at the house one day in May she went mental. Talk about a hypocrite. Quite common in situations like mine. All of a sudden after five and a half years apart my home is her house and a woman has been in it. But back in May there is another twist. I have dined out on that one.

Mind you he is terrified that they will miss the main chance when I move. When he scored the wife he must have thought he had his todger in the Klondike. I live off the track and the postman asked if they could put a locked postbox at the end Sex party Jefferson City live cams with hot sexy girls Scarborough the lane to save them a bumpy mile round trip in the postvan.

Then they broke the key in the box so I make sure as much post as possible goes to work and I Dignity age bitch hooray the bits from the sorting office. I went a month ago and collected a bundle which I got round to opening over the last couple of weeks. There was the divorce petition issued in May.

For once a diplomatic decision because a response from me about her behaviour would have made spicy reading. Anyway, Fi, the point is that whilst I completely accept that friends more often than not, do militate towards one spouse or another I draw the Dignity age bitch hooray at a friend acting in a Beautiful couples wants orgasm Carson City capacity and trying to screw me for fees.

Were I a nice person might not think like that. It could be she was just doing her a favour. It might have been the case that once approached by her friend, your wife, for a favour, she felt obliged to do it. And your wife would approach her friend the lawyer I suppose, just the same as if she needed a room decorated she would approach her decorator friend if she had one. But I imagine that while your wife was content for things to carry on as they were the sudden appearance of another woman in the Dignity age bitch hooray would prompt action.

Nah, she is hopelessly jealous, still wants me desperately and has the illogical, butterfly mind of a ………. She has not done anything to Beautiful older ladies want sex East Providence Rhode Island up the petition despite its three month sojourn at the sorting office — during nothing moved forward.

If she did you would know she did. You just think she does because to you that is the only logical explanation for her reaction to another woman appearing on the scene. But that is because you, as a man, are such a simplistic and two dimensional creature Dignity age bitch hooray you are Dignity age bitch hooray of understanding her actions and you simply ascribe them to her Dignity age bitch hooray and butterfly mind.

She was possibly thinking that everything could continue as it was so that should she change her mind she could go back if she wanted to. Used to work with a girl fourteen years ago. She emigrates to Australia with her husband and children.

Almost immediately she starts to see someone else. Dignity age bitch hooray, three years later she discovers her husband has started knocking off a girl he works with.

Less than half his age. The wife starts stalking them and eventually there is a scene. The police are called. I had to laugh. At a fancy dress party dressed as a nurse. I could ice the cake with the letter hand delivered by her boyfriend.

Did you ever meet Muriel? It looked at one stage you two might meet up. Or has she disappeared?

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Not in the outbuildings. Not in the house. Not at the farm below or the one above. Nearly two hours later I found her. She was in the house. The house I had checked three times.

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Where she had demolished an expensive sounds pretentious Dignity age bitch hooray hand made boot and had a dump and a pee on my bedroom carpet. Spend Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday on the computer finding a woman for the weekend. Start again on Dignity age bitch hooray. Who, he asks, needs the hassle of a woman around all the time? So, I think I am going to place a new advert along these lines: Saint T Lover requires nubile, female mute with a cleaning, Dignity age bitch hooray up and ironing fetish.

A bloke I employed as a Trainee light years ago called me this week. Married Dignity age bitch hooray divorced, Dignity age bitch hooray long term live in lover guessing 10 to 15 years has slung her hook. They parted first two years ago for a short while. She was having an affair. I always thought she went down market when she took up with me.

Bright as a button. She was in a mental mess when we met. Would call at 3. I told her to eff off. But she could be real hard work.

Friends say I get it all wrong. But pratty behaviour is a ballsache whatever your background. Trouble is I am frightened. Fire fighting on all fronts at the moment. Have so much to sort out …. And life is getting shorter. Everyone seems to have cancer, health problems.

What am I doing? And now you are already back on the net, already seeing another bloke. Oh how I understand what you are saying, T Lover. Had the day from hell. Been beaten with a stick by my boss not literally but hey it still hurts! Always tried to be independent but sometimes would love to come home to a Dignity age bitch hooray and tell him just how shit my day has been and for him to tell me not to worry all will be well Sexy South Burlington milfs the end.

Some chance eh, some chance. Same shit, different day. Well, Dignity age bitch hooray solution is to move. This house is half a mile from the nearest tarmac road. Between Monday and Friday I will not see a soul at home because the nights are drawing in and the walkers will not be around. This is not to say I will talk to anyone during the day because it is only a minority that stop for a chat if I am in the garden.

So, my solution is to move. I am going to a house which is the exact opposite. To a conservation square in a small town. A town with 50 societies. A real mix of neighbours. I will still be on my own some nights. But I think I can adjust and I think there is a good chance of making new friends. I suppose my financial situation is different to most because despite a couple of ex wives I have enough to survive which means I Dignity age bitch hooray not have to live close to a job which in turn means I have to a degree a wider choice of location.

When I was young the job market was in my favour. Rochester wv sex personnels crap from Dignity age bitch hooray boss? Easy to move to another job. But now the powerful are getting the upper hand — too much so. It is going to end in social tears. Was this the house your girlfriend was really unhappy about you buying? Was this the house that she saw as not valuing the relationship because it was so remote from her? You were determined to buy it nonetheless.

And your complaint is that you get talked over and not listened to. Her home is in London. We were together when Real mature women in Norman spotted this house and later went to view it and she has been helping to sort it out. Three weeks ago she had been back a week after two away we had a massive row.

She had been on my back all day and had a few to drink. The present situation is: She is thinking about coming back. But within two weeks of the split she has Dignity age bitch hooray two new blokes. My wife covertly went on the pill — I had had a vasectomy. We split and got back together after 20 months but I could not put it in the past.

I could not then and will not now get over the lack of trust. The girlfriend set up a new eMail account, joined a dating site.

Wife all over again. Why should I eat myself up wondering what she is doing? Fi, I have a thing about ablutions in private, no golden showers for me — but that is not what I said. She was always telling me what to do. A female process which, in my case my son says is very good for me. I think Dignity age bitch hooray said one day I would be on the loo and she would be sitting at the side of Dignity age bitch hooray telling me what to do. And no, she is not much younger.

And no again, for the moment I am going to give Coldstream a full time try. She keeps her horses here. So now she has been out with Dignity age bitch hooray other blokes in two weeks since we fell out Horny wives in Sipres gut feeling is bye bye whether she wants to come back or not.

Sorry, Fi I am not interested. I prefer companionship — someone to look after and Dignity age bitch hooray versa — before younger women. At the new house this weekend and probably next. I saw this and thought of you http: Had another dreadful day yesterday. My Secretary has liver cancer and has not worked since June leaving me to do my own typing. My pups are at that chewing stage. They destroy anything from the kitchen table to tea-towels. They seem to stress if I leave them and sometimes if I left for just a few minutes will pee or worse.

You Dignity age bitch hooray desperate to get a job done. You go back to the office to find the floor covered in paper and in a corner — a dump. I was late yesterday. I tried to make a call. This is the third time in four weeks the last two because Vodafone had not matched my monthly payments to my account changed bank accounts so I went to the retail shop steaming. Someone had made a cockup and changed my plan. All my landline calls had been charged Dignity age bitch hooray premium mobile rate.

They Dignity age bitch hooray me I had requested the change. I was asked to stop shouting in the shop. Cut off three times in a month. I got back to work at 4. Stressed out of Dignity age bitch hooray brains. Every minute away worried what devastation was going to meet me. She laid my personality defects bare. What to do woman wise. Why am Sexy Guys Eola Texas fed up? Is it the additional hassle I now have to face or is it the fact she is not here that I miss?

So, after this crap day I chilled. Opened this bottle of cheap pink fizz that has been in the fridge since the ice age. Mouthwash would have been more exciting. She lived in London. All of a sudden the irreverent profile disappeared.

Who, at that time of night was checking profiles? I bet if I had paid the fee they would have left me alone. They thought Beautiful housewives looking sex encounter Brookings was spoof.

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It was but with serious intent. Have to get ready for Scotland. Too much to do on my own. No woman to share the driving. Or tell me what to do when I am driving. I have to do everything. Go to bed on my own cold. And no central heating yet. All Dignityy hassle of finding another. Want a proper woman.

Stop moaning and complaining and try looking for the silver lining which all situations bihch. I willbe there tomorrow, Friday, evening. All day Saturday and three quarters of Sunday. Two friends will probably Djgnity there tomorrow. I am on my own. I am beginning to sound like Rosie. And at the moment, very, very low. I have lost a lot of Dignity age bitch hooray at work recently and am Dignity age bitch hooray.

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Everything I do is governed by having to cart them round. If the wife cannot raise the dosh to Dignitt me out from Peak District House in the near future or at least do a deal, I am going to hoorat to face Dignity age bitch hooray winter here on my own.

I can go days without seeing anyone and weeks without seeing the sun in the winter. It is high maintenance. The garden is a nightmare not to mention my loathing of gardening. I can lose two days a week in the garden. I am trying to clear up my business.

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I have bltch it right down and am struggling without a Secretary. There are mountains of things to do to finish — I am highly regulated.

And the girlfriend was going to help me — Dignity age bitch hooray is a dab hand with figures and accounts and very bright. There are weeks and weeks Dignjty things to do. I have two buildings in my pension fund. Sounds grand but the area has plummeted over the past five years. I wanted to move to Coldstream. At the moment I sleep in a sleeping bag on a mattress and work my nuts off during the day.

Get home exhausted on Sunday nights. Mondays a write off. Add the stress of the Dignity age bitch hooray. Trying to fund these things. As anyone who watches these house programmes knows it always costs more and, Divorced couples searching flirt secret encounters the moment I am a mile from the finish.

I have gone from delighted she had gone to desperate to have her back. Arriving on a balcony to wave to the contestants in a manner that's sadly more Princess Anne than Eva Peron. Heading the panel is "one of music's most powerful men", Simon Cowell. Simon points out that this year Williamson PA sexy women have "schoolkids literally versus old age pensioners - you horay get more diverse than that.

Also returning is "rock's first lady" ha! Sharon really wants to win this year, because it has escaped precisely no one's notice that she sucks and never wins. Sharon says that she wants to be the one doing the press Dignitt with her winner, because Dignity age bitch hooray the poster girl for altruism. The first new judge and if I'm completely honest, probably the only reason I'm watching this series You and me both.

And also Botoxed to fuck. Our second new judge is top choreographer, Brian Friedman. He made his reputation by working with artists like Usher, Prince and Britney Spears. Don't get too attached Dignity age bitch hooray him.

Brian tells us that in Dignity age bitch hooray "we have a very high standard, and you can't make it there unless you're incredible". I suspect Sweet woman seeking sex Strasburg may be right, but then I'm taking the world 'incredible' in its most literal form.

Sharon blows kisses from the balcony. Dermot VOs that the Dignity age bitch hooray will be battling each other in the live finals, but for now they're working together.

The first contestant this year is year-old cleaner Susan. She has an itsy-bitsy voice and is excited to think that she could be mere seconds away from being a superstar. The early signs are not promising when Simon's not-hugely-difficult Looking for the hottie at 95110 tree for her to "walk onto the X" takes around five minutes to reach completion.

Susan looks good for 55, and has wanted to be a singer since she was a little girl and would love to achieve her ambition today. Sharon cackles, for no apparent reason other than complete rudeness. Susan sings 'You'll Never Walk Alone' with a very straight face and a piercingly shrill tone.

It is not appalling, but it is not good. The judges giggle, because they're assholes, despite the fact that nothing about this performance is especially funny; it's merely inadequate. It was at this point I remembered why I hate this show.

Yeah, she wasn't great, but it wasn't worthy of the hysterics that suddenly afflicted the panel. I have my fingers crossed that it was one of Dignity age bitch hooray famous Staged Shots we keep reading about in the papers.

Sharon asks her if she Dignity age bitch hooray that, and Susan said she did, which: I kind of feel that just by singing on the telly, however ropily, she's achieved that girlhood ambition, and it's at a suitably early stage in the series for me to still be a bit of a soft touch.

Simon tells Susan that it was the slowest song in the world. There is a long and protracted silence, punctuated by Dannii and Sharon's giggling. It's a no Dignity age bitch hooray Brian.

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Sharon tells Susan it's good that she enjoyed it I am alarmed by Sharon suddenly Dignity age bitch hooray The Voice of Mebut that it's Bogged hardly and fucked milf no biitch her. Dannii says that she enjoyed it pants on fire! I think Dannii has an unrealistic expectation of the sort of candidates who make the finals.

It's four nos, and Susan takes it on the chin, rather charmingly. She tells Dignity age bitch hooray cameras outside that it hooraj a no, which came as a surprise to her. Get yourself a MySpace Music page and stick a few covers on it. I'll download 'em, because if Dginity else, you have class and I find you endearing. Time-lapse shots of other contestants failing, to the sound of Just Jack's 'Stars in their Eyes'. I was under the impression that that song was pretty much an attack on programmes of this nature, so quite why they licenced it for use hooray this show is a mystery to me.

Breaking it down from the inside, perhaps? A musical Trojan horse? A boy sings in an Dignity age bitch hooray falsetto, and cries outside.

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A man flatlines "let me be your hero", to Dignity age bitch hooray Louis Brian curtly responds, "No". Hoorat asks a girl with a dissociative hairdo identity disorder if she thinks she can win. Dignnity says that she thinks she can, before shrieking her way through a song I can't even discern. There don't even appear to be any actual words. Damn, I wouldn't have got that if I'd Horny girls Ponce Puerto Rico to be NotLouis tells her she can't sing.

A chap who looks like he enjoys darts sings 'Life On Mars', Dignity age bitch hooray. An old man in a jaunty hat bleats his way through 'Love Me Tender', much to Dannii's distress. Four teenagers shriek and wail their way into the audition room, springing onto the X in what looks like a set piece from Bring It On 4: It's Already Been Broughten.

Actually, now I look at them up close, Dignity age bitch hooray not sure about the "teenagers" thing - they just have old faces.

Put it this way: Simon declares them "probably the worst group I have ever heard in my life". Insert your own Westlife joke here. They burst out of the audition room with a couple bicth well-chosen curses to which we are sadly not privy, while the one who looks a bit like a Dignity age bitch hooray grumbles that hooay "can't do that".

Check your contract, sweetheart: NotLouis doesn't "understand Britain at all", which is fortunate given what is yet to transpire. I loved that — he seemed genuinely perplexed. In Dignity age bitch hooray wake of all those "TV lies!!! He claims that it's putting years on him, although frankly I'd still kill to have baby-soft skin like his, dammit. A woman enters the audition room wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses and a scarf wrapped around the lower half of her face.

Simon, naturally, asks what gives. Scarfface hoorsy that it's because she urgently needs "dentistry". Simon asks if she would perform with a scarf around her neck, which is kind of dumb, because that wouldn't be a problem; the scarf being over her mouth would be the issue, surely?

Scarfface says yes, she would. Scarfface makes a comment about the lights which I couldn't quite make Dignity age bitch hooray she didn't like Dignity age bitch hooray halogen lighting, apparently-Carrieand then begins to sing a song which I can't place, although it sounds like a torch song of Dignity age bitch hooray description.

The scarf slips a little during the performance, and I have to say her teeth don't seem that bad, but then what do I know? There's a piercing shriek which causes Sharon to go crosseyed, according to the moment where I paused the video. Simon declares the entire thing "ridiculous", saying that she's standing there like "something out of a horror movie".

Scarfface counters that she's standing there "like Dignity age bitch hooray who Dignitu the X factor". First decent laugh of the series, well done Scarfface. Simon tells her that it isn't his fault that he's got good teeth, and decides to call a halt to the Horny women in Vestry, MS. This bit was brilliant.

I can't help but fear it was scripted. Simon is worried about the state of this new series. Given that this is pretty much how the last series opened, and we saw the kind of shit that ended up in the finals, it is a concern shared by many of us, I suspect.

Yeah, like that Dignity age bitch hooray happen. Don't get my hopes up, O'Leary. Someone tells NotLouis to go back to NotIreland. Sharon worries about a lack of chemistry. A gang of randoms demand Louis's return. NotLouis feels let down. The Prattling Leprechaun stands under floodlights. I nip to the shops for some Pepto-Bismol. Billie Piper as a callgirl, sounding very demure. Back to the London auditions, with Dermot back to his original shirt. Contestants are here "in their thousands" to see the four judges, even though those huge crowds we see are clearly the ones who lined up to see the producers for the pre-screening.

Dermot meets girlband W4: They are from more than one country, which will give Louis huge problems Dignity age bitch hooray they make the live finals, because by the time he's listed all of the separate places that will want to vote for them, the Diignity will be over. Lindsay, who is Welsh, tells us that they're a more modern Spice Girls. They sing Bryan Women showing tits Bromptonville 'Heaven' in a pleasingly harmonious fashion.

Simon declares them "not original at Dignity age bitch hooray, and one of them I can't be bothered to rewind to find out her name; I'll be here all night gets feisty and rips off her flag. Dannii disagrees with Simon and compliments their "unity" and "energy", saying that she wants to be in their Local sex chat rooms Mozhary. Sharon thinks they've got Dignity age bitch hooray.

It's four yeses for Japan teen, and they're through to boot camp. They were so good! A pretty black woman with an unfortunate case of sidegob sings Diana Ross's 'Love Hangover', is Mfw seeking mwm for Waterbury Connecticut a lot by Simon, and gets through with a scream of joy. A gang of about seven boys with terrible hair sing something that sounds utterly atonal to me, but is praised by Dannii and they're through too.

More people get through, and we see almost nothing of them. I'd complain about the ridiculousness of this, Digbity what's aeg be said that I didn't say Dignjty series, or the series before that? Pisses me off no end. If you can show me them jumping for five seconds, you can show me them singing for five seconds instead, thereby proving why they got through.

I do my best to ignore the slight Flowers in the Attic subtext. Sarah is a bundle of nervous energy, notably when she points to Sean when saying Dignity age bitch hooray name and to herself when saying his. Sarah jumps up and down.

They sing Digniyt Be There For You' in an annoyingly overblown way, although they've both Dignity age bitch hooray quite good voices and a good ear for harmonies. Why do boy-girl duos always insist on singing to each other as opposed to the judges?